Newly Revised Purity Test
-- Why another version?
1) It is possible to get a score of about 45% simply by
dabbling in each category given in the 1000 question
version. This test eliminates all of the redundancies of
asking if you have done something in several different
places... it skips right to the most disgusting,
perverted and off-the-wall questions.
Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
If you need definitions, then this test is not for
you... please take a different version.
And yes, technicalities count.
Ready? Then let the test... BEGIN!
1.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in
2.had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
3.fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other
the one present during sexual activity?
4.gone steady with two or more people with all aware of
5.implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
6.fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit
8.given sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
9.attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover
know things you don't?
10.considered sperm a protein supplement?
11.been to a "public bath"?
12.patronized a prostitute and been told to forget the
13.engaged in incestual activity (with a member of your
14.engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some
control on initiation.)?
15.performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")?
16.practiced necrophila (sex with the dead)?
17.cause another person pain for your pleasure (its
18.had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its
19.mutilated animals for your own pleasure?
20.been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
21.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else
when they were
unaware of what you were doing?
22.been a roadie?
23.composed bawdy lyrics?
24.made or synthesized your own drugs?
25.been told you had sex the night before and you can't
recall a thing?
26.demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one
person at a time?
27.deliberately lost a game which required the removal
(folding with four aces)?
28.accepted an invitation to watch and you went?
29.searched for the G-spot and found it?
30.accidentally entered a public restroom of the
opposite gender and been
31.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic
32.been late to work, class or an appointment because
involved in sexual activity?
34.had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or
however many) siblings
(not your own)?
35.complimented someone on their taste?
36.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
37.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic
38.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked
39.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
40.been distraught because one of your animal friends
with whom you enjoyed
having sex died?
41.tasted or eaten shit or urine?
42.tied someone up and shown them to others?
43.been bound and had someone whip you?
44.had your (other) lips pierced (or penis)?
45.had sex with a person who was asleep and that person
didn't wake up?
46.slept through sexual activity (being done to you)?
47.fucked on a first date with a female?
48.fucked on a first date with a male?
49.fucked in a place of religion?
50.fucked in a place of the dead?
51.fucked during a movie (drive-ins do NOT count)?
52.fucked in a sports area (not in the bathroom, while
an event was taking
53.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds
GWT (passenger car)?
54.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds
GWT (van, RV)?
55.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds
56.fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?
57.fucked in an aircraft in flight?
58.fucked on public transportation?
59.fucked in a library?
60.fucked in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,
61.had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not
for resting humans on (i.e. microwave, washing machine,
tv [acrobatic aren't you])?
62.fucked while showering with a member of the opposite
a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower,
63.considered having to installed a 'take a ticket' machine
"now serving number ..")?
64.made or taken a phone call during sexual activity
with someone (and not
65.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single
with the same partner?
66.been sore on the morning after?
67.disturbed others with the noise from your sexual
68.had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or
69.had sex with more than 2 people in a 24 hour time
70.been involved in a gang bang (banger or bangee)
raped doesn't count)?
71.been involved in a menage-a-trios?
72.participated in an orgy or similar group activity?
73.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar
74.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged
activity, and been asked to join and did so?
75.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in
activity and you asked them to join?
To find your score... divide the number of N answers by
75, this will tell you
how `pure' you are.