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Newly Revised Purity Test
-- Why another version?
1) It is possible to get a score of about 45% simply by
dabbling in each category given in the 1000 question
version. This test eliminates all of the redundancies of
asking if you have done something in several different
places... it skips right to the most disgusting,
perverted and off-the-wall questions.
Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
If you need definitions, then this test is not for
you... please take a different version.
And yes, technicalities count.
Ready? Then let the test... BEGIN!
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1.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in
public
(a theatre)?
2.had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
3.fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other
than
the one present during sexual activity?
4.gone steady with two or more people with all aware of
the other(s)?
5.implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
6.fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit
bull)?
7.wife-(or husband)swapped?
8.given sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
9.attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover
they
know things you don't?
10.considered sperm a protein supplement?
11.been to a "public bath"?
12.patronized a prostitute and been told to forget the
bill?
13.engaged in incestual activity (with a member of your
family)?
14.engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some
control on initiation.)?
15.performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")?
16.practiced necrophila (sex with the dead)?
17.cause another person pain for your pleasure (its
called sadism)?
18.had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its
called masochism)?
19.mutilated animals for your own pleasure?
20.been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
21.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else
when they were
unaware of what you were doing?
22.been a roadie?
23.composed bawdy lyrics?
24.made or synthesized your own drugs?
25.been told you had sex the night before and you can't
recall a thing?
26.demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one
person at a time?
27.deliberately lost a game which required the removal
of clothing
(folding with four aces)?
28.accepted an invitation to watch and you went?
29.searched for the G-spot and found it?
30.accidentally entered a public restroom of the
opposite gender and been
offered sex?
31.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic
or sexually
explicit art?
32.been late to work, class or an appointment because
you were
involved in sexual activity?
33.drank blood?
34.had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or
however many) siblings
(not your own)?
35.complimented someone on their taste?
36.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
37.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic
hair?
38.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked
off?
39.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
40.been distraught because one of your animal friends
with whom you enjoyed
having sex died?
41.tasted or eaten shit or urine?
42.tied someone up and shown them to others?
43.been bound and had someone whip you?
44.had your (other) lips pierced (or penis)?
45.had sex with a person who was asleep and that person
didn't wake up?
46.slept through sexual activity (being done to you)?
47.fucked on a first date with a female?
48.fucked on a first date with a male?
49.fucked in a place of religion?
50.fucked in a place of the dead?
51.fucked during a movie (drive-ins do NOT count)?
52.fucked in a sports area (not in the bathroom, while
an event was taking
place)?
53.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds
GWT (passenger car)?
54.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds
GWT (van, RV)?
55.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds
GWT?
56.fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?
57.fucked in an aircraft in flight?
58.fucked on public transportation?
59.fucked in a library?
60.fucked in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,
swimming
pool, ocean)?
61.had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not
normally used
for resting humans on (i.e. microwave, washing machine,
tv [acrobatic aren't you])?
62.fucked while showering with a member of the opposite
sex in
a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower,
whatever)?
63.considered having to installed a 'take a ticket' machine
(as in
"now serving number ..")?
64.made or taken a phone call during sexual activity
with someone (and not
stopped)?
65.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single
session
with the same partner?
66.been sore on the morning after?
67.disturbed others with the noise from your sexual
activity?
68.had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or
oral sex?
69.had sex with more than 2 people in a 24 hour time
period?
70.been involved in a gang bang (banger or bangee)
(being gang
raped doesn't count)?
71.been involved in a menage-a-trios?
72.participated in an orgy or similar group activity?
73.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar
group activity?
74.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged
in sexual
activity, and been asked to join and did so?
75.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in
sexual
activity and you asked them to join?
To find your score... divide the number of N answers by
75, this will tell you
how `pure' you are. |
